Track 5

Oh, welcome back Kuguri-san. Nice fight out there.

Welcome back. Did you make another account? I’m glad to see you’re back.

Well, I’ll let it slide since maci was so desperate.

Alright! With both teams’ image movies wrapped up, it’s time for the team that’s gotten the crowd the most fired up!

Kiritan Paradise, or KiriPara for short, represented by Akakura Yuu and Hondou Haru!

KYAAAAA!!!

Haruru~! Marry meee~!!

COOK ‘EM KIRITANPO~!!

W-Wow, the atmosphere is amazing…

Waa! Not only do they have sparkly uchiwas, but penlights too! That’s the one Toy has!

KiriPara are marriage hunting idols that are currently taking HAMA’s underground idol scene by storm!

M-Marriage hunting…?

These past few decades, the underground idol scene has dramatically changed from idols you can meet to idols you can date… and even marry.

By the way, when a KiriPara member gets married, they leave and are replaced with a new one.

(Idols who can get married… There is other stuff I’m a little concerned about, but this is an incredible era.)

Nice to meet you. We met on LoveDay the other day, didn’t we? Thanks for giving me a “Nice”!

A concept where I matched with Yuu!?

FACECARD ALERT!!!

His visuals are on point today.

Yuu-kun is the best!

Thank you Yuu-kun’s parents. Thank you world.

Hey, I’ve been thinking of telling you this since we met on the app. …Marry me.

Now hold on!

WTF!!!!

HARURUUUUUU!?!?!?!

Wait!?!?

OMG NO WAYYYY!!! THIS LITERALLY CAN’T BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!

I JUST SCREAMED OUT LOUD

OMG… His facecard is crazy…

You don’t have to decide after one date. You’re free to think things through!

But when you do, I want you to match with me and marry me!

H E L P

Is that possible!?

OMG ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER ME!!!

This is too much!!

I bow down to yooouuuuuu

I want youououou~!!

Marriage with Haru!!

Marriage with Yuu!!

There’s two of ‘em in one movie!?

I’m glad this boring thing seems to be ending soon.

The 0-day marriage dating app where you could find even us is… LoveDay!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

LOVEDAY!!!

Um… Well, that was a sudden plug unrelated to the competition… but with a perfect call-and-response from the audience!

Call-and-response? Is that like echoing? Should I throw out a ‘LOVEDAY’ too?

Something like that, but… I don't think now’s the best time.

Now, how will their scores turn out?! …Ooooh!

Special judges, 168 points. General judges, 189 points. —That’s a total of 357 points!

What an overwhelming amount of votes from the general judges!! KiriPara has leapt into the lead!

To be fought over, even during a proposal! That very desire has whipped the venue into a frenzy~!

They’re in the lead by over fifty points…

I kinda figured from the crowd’s energy, but unless we can surpass KiriPara, winning will be tough…

The team order has been shuffled for Round 2: The Ideal Wedding Edition, and we will start with Team KiriPara! Will we be shown the aura of an overwhelming champion~!?

Finally, it’s our wedding day… For you and me, it’s the cutest day in the world ♪ So keep your eyes only on me, ‘kay?

You’ll definitely make me happy, right?

SWOOOON~~~!!!!

Your complexion is too beautiful……

Is this really a grown man!?

Aahhh~~~ totally in love

This. Man. Is. A. National. Treasure!

What should those eyes reflect, if not this maestro of darkness before you? Behold my form, untainted by pure white… behold your Lord.

If you resolve to bestow your affection upon me, then I shall show you what it means to fall into utter darkness.

Wearing all black even at the wedding! THAT’S MY LORD…!!!

His visuals are way too perfect…

I love you Kaito-sama.

He’s so gorgeous I think my eyes just got cured.

I will devote myself to him forever and ever.

Don’t let your eyes wander. Give your love to me alone.

Now… which one will you choose?

They dropped their signature line~~~!!! And just like that, the singing performance begins!

Should I do a call-and-response?

It’s cute, you should do it!!!!

Destiny destiny destiny destiny!!!!

Uh-oh. Yowa-san, we should be getting ready to go.

Awww! But I need to join the call-and-response!!!!

You can do as much of it as you want in the next Ev3ns live…!

…So, they’re above 350 points again. We ain’t winning like this…

I didn’t expect them to hold a performance in an imem… Both the content and their points set the bar really high.

It’s fine. Tao and Netaro’s turns are next.

Tao is an active idol, I’m sure he’s capable of fulfilling the role given to him.

Maci’s charm lies in the parts of himself even he doesn’t realize.

Netaro will be fine too. Probably. He studied really hard…

I think he’ll be our ace for this round. A real hidden treasure.

KiriPara are on a roll! Will the Squadron of Dazzling Pure White Light be able to catch up!?

Our wedding day, huh… We’ve finally made it this far.

Woah, the carpet's pretty fluffy, so it’s hard to walk on. Here, hold onto my hand.

This setup’s alright.

Uh, listen. There’s been times we’ve fought over petty things, but I’m really happy we can walk towards the future together.

I… I was worried about whether I’d be able to make you happy. I don’t make lots of money, after all.

Here comes the fluff.

I feel like I’m remembering a cohabitation period I didn’t even experience.

But seeing your smile gave me confidence. …Yeah. I’ll definitely make you happy.

Please take this ring.

……

…Can you close your eyes…?

…Haha. Kissing’s a little embarrassing, isn’t it? I think my entire face is getting hot.

My face is hot too, you know!?

A simple approach you don’t see much in recent years.

Maci gets bold when it really matters.

Oh crap, I’m falling hard.

Well, there was a point in time when I thought something this old-fashioned was okay.

I’ll be able to eat the miso soup you make every morning from now on…¹

Huh? Miso soup…???

…Ah. Sorry, don’t take it like that. I’ll make miso soup with you every morning.

I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

Not bad at all, eh?

Wow!! This might be the best one!!

His smile is so refreshing and sweet…

Miso soup…? Why miso soup?

But that’s still nice to hear… Makes me feel relieved…

This reminds me of a phrase from my great-grandfather’s generation!! Not to mention he’s modernised it by saying he’ll make it with you! That definitely gave him big points!

(I tried out a scene from a drama I once watched in the past, but it seems people liked it… I think?)

How many points is that…!?

…Woah! Tao-kun got the most points by far!

Well, I’d expect as much from my maci.

If Netaro gets as many points as Tao did… It’ll be a fifteen-point difference. Yeah. We can come back from this.

(If our ace keeps up this momentum, we just might stand a chance…!)