Merry Marry Movies

Track 4

mahorova, Wedding Venue

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Kaede

Wow… This is amazing! The wedding venue has been entirely recreated in mahorova!

Just looking at it is making me excited. Thanks for the invitation, Kafka!

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Kafka

I wanted you to cheer for me, Shunin-chan. It’s so reassuring to have you by my side.

Besides, don’t you think experiencing different kinds of marriages will be beneficial for us?

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Kaede

You’re right. It could inspire a new idea for a tour. …Oh! We could create a tour inspired by honeymoons!

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Kafka

…Yeah. Thanks for always being yourself and staying so positive.

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Nagi

Ah. Kafka, perfect timing. While we have the chance, we were talking about doing a team huddle—

…Shunin…?

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Kafka

I called him here. This is the best kind of support we could get, right?

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Nagi

Ah… um…

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Kaede

(Huh? Nagi-kun’s movements are a little stiff…  Is he nervous?)

We’ll be able to see your imem today, right? I’ll be cheering for you with everything I’ve got, so do your best!

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Nagi

Y-Yes… Thank you…

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Netaro

Gii, you’re still here!? You’re still revving up your engine! 1

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Daniel

Huh? Where’re you going to get the engine started? Hey, you guys! Hurry up!

mahorova, Wedding Venue Reception

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Let us now start! The Wedding Image Movie Contest hosted by Aino Bridal!

This contest will consist of 3 rounds played by teams of 6 people. 2 representatives from each team will compete in each round, and they will be asked to show us a video on marriage.

Each imem will be evaluated based on the votes it receives, and the imem with the most points will win!

To our special judges, Owner Aino and the sponsors, as well as everyone who has gathered here to be a general judge; let us all come together to decide the winner!

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Owner Aino

I’ve been looking forward to this day! Good luck, everyone!

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Strict-Looking Special Judge

I apologise, but our judging process will be strict. We’re professionals in this field, after all!!! I, at least, will be cutting absolutely no corners!!

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Kafka

The judges probably have lots to consider… But the audience also has the right to vote. It seems the key is going to be how widely accepted each work is.

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Rising Star Host

We shall now introduce the teams!

The first team is Thunderous Gorgonzola, a team made up of university students from HAMA who love creating imems more than anything in the world!

The next team is… The Tourism Ward Mayors of HAMA Tours, Squadron of Dazzling Pure White Light!

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Daniel

Hold up, what kinda name did’ya sign us up with?

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Kuguri

It doesn’t quite suit my style.

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Kafka

The child in me got really excited when Nagi and I thought of it in the middle of the night.

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Rising Star Host

And now, for our final team — the underground idols from HAMA who are skyrocketing in popularity! Give it up for Team Kiritanpo Paradise2!

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Audience

KYAAAAA!!!!!!!!! One, two, three, go! KiriPara ♪ Nabe-miso ♪ Even grilled’s okay~ !!!

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Kaede

Woah, that was a shock. What amazing volume…!

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Netaro

Look at all those sparkly fans! Are those the same kind of uchiwa Toy carries!?

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Rising Star Host

—And here we have them, our three teams set to battle it out!

The winners will earn the right to produce Aino Bridal’s next video ad, plus a deluxe set of gourmet ingredients from all over the country! —Whose hands will the glory fall into?!

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KiriPara Fan A

KiriPara, I love you~!!

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KiriPara Fan B

Marry meeee~!!

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Tao

Those are some incredible cheers… So that’s the power of underground idols…

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Kuguri

Looks like KiriPara has most of the judges wrapped around their fingers.

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Rising Star Host

To add excitement to our contest, the audience’s reactions will be selected randomly and displayed in real-time!

Round 1’s theme is… The Ideal Proposal!. Thunderous Gorgonzola’s presentation will now start!

Thunderous Gorgonzola present their imem.

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Rising Star Host

And the score is… 283 points out of 400!

As you’d expected from a movie production team, their beautiful footage is on point! Starting off strong with a home run, they’ve shown us their determination as the top batters!

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Kafka

It seems like it still didn’t live up to expectations, though.

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Kaede

The audience’s comments appear on screen while the imem plays, it’s like a fun live reaction.

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Tao

But that means criticism comes at you in real time too… Well, I’ve learned my lesson from Ev3ns’ past liveshows.

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Daniel

‘lright, we should get a move on too. Let’s go, Kuguri—

…Huh, he’s gone already!?

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Netaro

He left with a smirk, muttering ‘stealing a few little lambs isn’t a bad idea’. Maybe he’s planning an abduction!

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Nagi

Looks like it’s going to be an intense battle right from the first round.

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Rising Star Host

It seems Domeki-san has already gotten ready.

And now, Squadron of Dazzling Pure White Light will begin presenting their image movies!

Kuguri's Image Movie

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Kuguri

Oh, you’re here.

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Teenaged College Student

We’re in a prison setting?!

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Kuguri

Come on. You want something from me, don’t you? Come here…

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Salesperson In Their 20s

I know this is risky, but I can’t resist!

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Teenaged Part-Timer

He’s intensely beautiful…!

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Ward Mayor In Their 20s

Um… Is this gonna pass the content rating…?

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Freelancer In Their 30s

What’s going to happen?

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Ward Mayor In Their 20s

The white lily suits him pretty well today…

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Artist In Their 20s

Is there any insurance I can sign up for now?

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Kuguri

Ufufu… You’re so good… Your eyes are so full of desire.

Unfortunately for you… you’re mine, but I don’t intend to be yours.

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Writer In Their 30s

That’s way too illogical, but I’ll let it slide.

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Kuguri

Marriage is just a mutual act of self-destruction… and I don’t feel an ounce of desire.

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Host In Their 30s

It can’t be… you’re against the idea of marriage itself?!

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Kuguri

That’s quite the pathetic look you’re wearing… It’s like you’re begging to be tied up by me.

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Office Worker In Their 20s

YES PLEASE! I’M BEGGING! PLEASE DO!!!

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Waiter In Their 30s

KiriPara owns my heart, but…

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Kuguri

But… depending on my mood, I might tie you up and just leave you… will you behave for me and wait?

Don’t expect me to do to you what you did to me… I’ll only do that when I feel like it.

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Salesperson In Their 20s

D-Do what?!

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Freelancer In Their 30s

How much do I have to pay to see the rest?

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Teenaged Student

Can I still watch this if I’m underage?

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Host In Their 30s

Are we really watching a marriage proposal here?!

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Kuguri

Good answer. Let’s seal the deal, then… With vows where you’ll let me have my way with you until your last breath.

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Ward Mayor In Their 20s

Kuguri-san, cut it out…!

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Kuguri

Now… get on your knees and loosen up this tight belt—

The camera feed cuts off.

Cheap Izakaya

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Daniel

Huh!? What? What’s goin’ on!?

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Rising Star Host

Woah there! What’s going on here!? It seems Domeki-san’s imem has been forcibly suspended, and the next in line, Iwabuchi-san’s imem, has already started!

According to the information that’s come to me…  It appears Domeki-san has been banned from mahorova!

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Daniel

The hell!?

mahorova, Wedding Venue Reception

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Woman Who Was Supposed To Devote Her Life To KiriPara

So he’s called Kuguri-sama… I almost switched my bias to him…

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Woman Who Was Supposed To Have Eyes Only For KiriPara

I was about to open a door I didn’t even know existed…

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Netaro

That’s Kuu’s charizzma!!! It seems to be super effective!?

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Kaede

I’m sorry Nayuki-kun… I hope nothing goes wrong because of the ban…

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Tao

I had a hunch he’d go that way… Um… I’m sorry.

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Nagi

It’s alright. He really left an impression.

Cheap Izakaya

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Daniel

Man, do you even know how weird I’m feelin’ right now? How am I gonna pull this off!?

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Rising Star Host

But, but but! Now that it’s come to this, he’s got no choice!! A pinch is one’s greatest opportunity! Only the ones who grasp this chance will come on top!

The DPWL SQUAD team has lost valuable manpower due to the ban… Next up is Hiroshi Daniel Iwabuchi! Will he be able to seize the opportunity!?!?

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Daniel

Ugh, are you serious… Haah… Let’s just get to it.

Daniel's Image Movie

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Daniel

Ahhh… What should I do… Guess I’ll drink for now.

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Tourism Industry Worker In Their 20s

Isn’t he too much like his usual self!?

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Daniel

Here, you drink too.

You’ve got lots of things on your mind, yeah? I can at least hear you out, y’know.

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Office Worker In Their 30s

Oh, so the setting here is that we’re drinking together.

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Daniel

Ahhh, I see… Uh-huh. You’re working hard at your job, eh.

But you’re bound to get tired if you’re so stiff all the time, y’know? You gotta relax and take a breather sometime in your life.

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Fresh Graduate In Their 20s

I can really feel his kindness…

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Daniel

Hm? You can’t relax alone? Then…

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Daniel

Wanna get married?

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Tourism Industry Worker In Their 20s

All of a sudden!?

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Fresh Graduate In Their 20s

So fast!?!?!?

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Office Worker In Their 30s

Can he even do that!?

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Daniel

What’s the problem? We’ll be killin’ two birds with one stone.

You can relax when we drink together like this, yeah? Then we should just get together and help each other relax.

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Daniel

It ain’t such a bad idea, don’t you think?

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Teenaged Part-Timer

Huh? I think I’m falling for him…

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Writer In Their 30s

I can get behind this sort of chill vibe.

mahorova, Wedding Venue Reception

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Rising Star Host

Now then, after a dangerous proposal and an ultra-laid-back proposal, what’s the result for Squadron of Dazzling Pure White Light—!?

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Woman Who Has Now Devoted Her Life To Kuguri:

Kuguri-sama’s proposal…! Ahh, I want to be bound by him too…!

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Man Who Hasn’t Managed To Propose For Months

So a proposal doesn’t have to be all cool and showy… Maybe I’ve been overthinking it.

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Rising Star Host

Special judges, 150 points. General judges, 155 points. That’s a total of 305 points!

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Rising Star Host

Was it Domeki-san’s sexy charm, or Iwabuchi-san’s natural, unpolished style…!? In any case, the panel saw it as something fresh and new! They’ve overtaken the Gorgonzola Team to take the provisional top spot!

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Netaro

First place~~~!!! We did it, we did it ♪

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Nagi

Phew. Glad we’re getting some good reactions.

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Kafka

We can breathe a sigh of relief for now, since we scored higher than Gorgonzola.

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Tao

I’ll go call Kuguri-san back now…

  1. The joke is that the word for 'team huddle' in JP is 'enjin', leading Netaro to make a pun about Nagi revving up his 'engine'.

  2. Kiritanpo is a traditional food from Japan's Akita Prefecture made from pounded, freshly cooked rice that is shaped around skewers and then grilled over an open fire.
    A variation of it is Kiritanpo Nabe, which is eaten with sweet miso sauce.

Translation
jes, aurora, dimi
Proofreading
niri, aca, xii
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