One Week with the Devil and the Florist

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It was a Monday morning, and my skin was still feeling the cold.
As I start my florist duties for the day, I prepare to work on preserving the cut flowers―

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Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays were days for stocking up.

I must give the flowers I brought from the market plenty of water. Just as there are many kinds of flowers, there are also many ways to water them.

First, fill a big bucket with lots of water. As you wait for it to fill, cut off any excess thorns and leaves with scissors.

The leaves fall into the water, so the water gets dirty easily. That’s why it’s important to check if you’ve overlooked something.

Once the water is at the right amount, put the stems in—

And cut. Making sure the stem is still submerged in water, snip off a few centimetres from the tip.

The trick is to use clean scissors and cut it in one go. If done right, there wouldn’t be any air bubbles in the stem, so it can absorb the water steadily.

“...Okay, that should be alright for draining.”

Next is dividing the root. Azaleas, peaches, and plants with hard branches or stems must have a cross cut into the root, so they can absorb the water well.

You shouldn’t be too slow, or else the flowers will end up dehydrated. You must do it quickly, but carefully, so as not to damage it.

…It’s about time the hot water used for blanching the roots finishes boiling.

I was looking forward to stocking the Japanese Andromeda. Since it has very sturdy roots, it’s easy to use for flower arranging.

In flower language, it means: “A pure heart”.

And also…

“Let’s travel together, just the two of us.”...

flower LAUNDRY — Monday

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Nagi

Phew…

Nagi’s stomach grumbles.

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Nagi

(It’s already noon… Hm?)

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Sonia

“‘I am the Happy Prinshe.’”

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Little Girl

“‘Why are you crying?’ asked the swallow.”

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Sonia

“‘Because I have a human heart.’”

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Nagi

(Looks like they are reading a picture book today.)

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Sonia

Nagi-shan! Are you done with work?

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Little Girl

…Oh.

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Nagi

Yup, I just finished.

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Little Girl

G-Good afternoon, Nagi-kun…!

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Nagi

Good afternoon, Himari. Feel free to wait here until your brother comes to pick you up.

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Himari

Ehehe….

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Sonia

I’ll make shum food. Ish there anything you would like to eat?

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Nagi

Then, I’ll have natto on rice. I’d like it steaming hot.

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Sonia

Yesshir! I’ll read to you after thish, Himari-shan.

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Himari

Mhm, got it.

Sonia leaves.

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Nagi

What book did you bring today?

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Himari

Um… It’s “The Happy Prince”.

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Nagi

The Happy… Oh, if I’m not wrong, it’s a story about a statue of a prince who gave his jewels and things like that to those in need… right?

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Himari

Yup, the statue can’t move, so there’s a swallow that helps him out.

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Nagi

(Right… Then the prince gave away everything he had, becoming a sorry sight… and so the prince and the dead swallow were forgotten by all.)

(Wait, since it’s a picture book for children, they probably haven’t written that down.)

…That’s a lot of kanji there. Isn’t it a bit hard for a 3rd grader to read all of that?

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Himari

It’s okay, I had Sonia teach me the ones I can’t read.

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Sonia

Shorry to keep you waiting! Here, Nagi-shan, the hot natto on rice you wanted!

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Nagi

Oh, there’s also high-quality kimchi on the side…! Thank you, I’ll eat it before it gets cold.

By the way Sonia, were you reading the kanji for Himari?

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Sonia

Yesh… But, even if I read it, I can’t get the pronunciation right. That’sh the problem.

Sha, shi, shu, she, sho! Mghmm~ It’d be great if I could pronounce it properly…

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Himari

Hehe. I really love Sonia’s way of speaking.

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Nagi

Right, for your upcoming maintenance, there seems to be a speaking remedy course. Should I ask about taking on the course?

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Sonia

!

(Actually, I know that courshe is well-known at that company but…)

It’sh a private bushinessh, sho shurely it’d be expenshive…

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Nagi

Don’t worry, I got it.

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Sonia

I appreciate the shentiment… however, pleashe take a look at thish.

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Sonia

The Queen of the Night’s buds haven’t bloomed yet… It’s recklessh to pay for shuch an expenshive course after buying that.

Even though there’s no likelihood of it selling well, you agreed to pay in 24 inshtallments when that old man from the marketplace begged you to buy it, no?

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Nagi

No, it was 48 installments.

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Sonia

Sherioushly! Don’t say that sho proudly!

Geez… ’m worried that you’ll get scammed when I’m away for maintenance.

Don’t increase your debt sho willy-nilly! Taking out loansh? You’ll go into debt! Shpending credits? Also going into debt! Got it?!

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Nagi

Taking out loans results in debt. Spending credits also results in debt. Alright. Please do well on your maintenance, Sonia.

I’ll do my best to take care of this flower in your absence.

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Sonia

I’m not worried about that. After all, it’sh you taking care of it, Nagi-shan.

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Nagi

(But even so, being able to get my hands on this Queen of Night in this season…)

(It was probably kept indoors throughout winter, which is how it survived until early spring without wilting. In that sense, this flower is very resilient.)

(It definitely cannot be sold as it is right now… Even if no one buys it, I’ll raise it like my own child.)

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Sonia

…Nagi-shan?

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(Plus, I’ve always wanted to try and nurture a flower like this one... Though the roots don’t look too good, this is the price of my good fortune.)

(Oh, I must give flowers to Shunin today.)

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Sonia

…You sheem to be deep in thought, Nagi-shan.

If I were to take a peek into your head right now, I bet it's full of thoughts on how you can help shomeone else.

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Himari

Just like the Prince and Swallow...

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Sonia

I wish you would at least take care of yourself, Nagi-shan...

At this rate, a softie like you will end up dead.

HAMA House — 3rd Floor Hallway

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Nagi

(This blanket is fresh out of the laundry, it’s so fluffy and warm… I’ll be able to sleep tight with no problems.)

Hm?

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Daniel

Hey, Netaro! Where are you off to with my bottle!?

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Netaro

Ahahaha! The offering has been secured~!

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Daniel

Oi, Nagi! Perfect timing! Grab Netaro for me, will ya!

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Nagi

Huh?

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Netaro

Gii will never catch me!

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Nagi

And he’s gone like the wind…

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Daniel

! He’s gone into his room! After him!

HAMA House — Boar Room

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Netaro

Here!

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Daniel

Hold it right there—

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Toi?

You’re late!

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Daniel and Nagi

Huh?

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Toi?

You’ve squandered all this time just to procure one measly bottle of alcohol. Your stupidity is beyond salvation.

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Netaro

Huuuh~. You said to hurry, I swiped it out of Daa’s room and dashed over~

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Ryui

Oi, the one beyond salvation is you. Take a quick sip of that alcohol and get out of Toi’s body.

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Yodaka

You’re here too, Nagi and Danny.

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Nagi

Oh, Yodaka-san’s here.

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Daniel

What’s up with him?

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Yodaka

Hmm… As you can see, it seems like he’s in his rebellious phase.

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Daniel

Huh?

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Astaroth

WHISPERS FROM ARKAM IS ENDING ITS SERVICE...!?

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Netaro

Whazzat?

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Ryui

(That’s the online game that guy was into…)

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Astaroth

You foolish mortals cannot comprehend the allure of the darkness and the abyss this game weaves. Oh, it’s truly unbearable—

Alcohol! I must drink, or else.

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Netaro

Oh?

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Astaroth

You, bring me some alcohol this instant! A treat to go with it as well. Show me something entertaining!

Or else, I’ll destroy this dormitory, just like what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah1!

Flashback End

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Ryui

They throw a tantrum whenever something doesn’t go their way.

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Daniel

So you took it from my stash? What a pain...

(But I get it, even a goody-two-shoes might snap when they’re too stressed.)

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Yodaka

Seems like you understand the grief of parting ways with something you love.

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Nagi

I hope he consoles himself with Buchi-san’s alcohol.

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Ryui

The hell are you guys on about?

He takes lives and brings misfortune to people, he’s unforgivable…!

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Netaro

Well, Other Toi~ Do you want some crunchy candy as a treat? If you cooperate with my experiments, I’ll do anything you want!

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Astaroth

…Hmph!

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Netaro

GYAAAAH! My candy’s in smithereens~!

THAT’S IT, I’M FILING A LAWSUIT FOR PROPERTY DAMAGE! I EXPECT TO BE FAIRLY COMPENSATED~!  WAAAH!!

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Ryui

Shut up! You’re causin’ a ruckus!

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Nagi

E-Even Netaro’s out of control… At this rate, the Night Team might be done for…

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Yodaka

We have to appease one of them, at the very least.

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Nagi

Umm… ahem, the devil that resides in Toi-san.

Here, have this fresh fluffy blanket. If you wrap yourself in it, lo and behold, all your frustrations will disappear. Probably.

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Daniel

I’ll even let you have a finger of whiskey2.

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Yodaka

Would you like some chocolate to snack on?

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Astaroth

It seems you fools are very serious about angering me. You think I’d be satisfied with such crude items?

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Nagi

Ah, I’m very sorry. I’ll give these to Netaro instead.

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Netaro

Hmmm… A fluffy blanket… Chocolate and alcohol…

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Nagi

(Netaro’s eating the chocolate while wrapped in the blanket. Looks like he has calmed down a bit.)

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Ryui

You’re complainin’ like hell for somethin’ like this… Will this satisfy you?

“Daienma"3, a renowned sake from a brewery with a long history. A shot of this should send you flying.

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Astaroth

………

Astaroth throws the drink to the floor.

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Daniel

Ah, oi! You’re wastin’ some good stuff there!

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Netaro

You’re getting the floor wet~!

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Astaroth

…So drinking it will make me fly? You thought you could exorcise me with this holy water, Ryui?

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Ryui

Hah, would’ve been the perfect drink for your final moments.

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Astaroth

…Such foolish acts beneath even child’s play must be met with a proportionate price.

I shall end HAMA House’s services here.

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Daniel

W-What’s going on!? An earthquake!?

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Yodaka

It’s shaking very hard… Everyone, be careful.

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Netaro

At this rate, HAMA House will be crushed flat~!

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Nagi

(This is bad, I have to do something. What can I do for everyone here—)

I, Hachinoya Nagi, shall entertain you. A short skit from Heaven to–

(Oh, right, the floor’s wet—)

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Ryui

! Hachinoya! Look down!

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Nagi

Huh.

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Netaro

Wowowow! Ryooey’s skateboard fell from the shelf and slid beneath Gii’s feet just as he lost his balance~?

Nagi does a flip.

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Netaro

He stepped on the skateboard and did a spectacular quadruple axel~!

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Nagi

(Oh… I can’t get into a landing position like I always do. It’s over for me—)

CLAAANG.

Flashback

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Sonia

Nagishan…

At this rate, a softie like you will end up dead… end up dead… dead…

  1. In Abrahamic religions, Sodom and Gomorrah were two cities destroyed by God for their wickedness.

  2. A 'finger' of whiskey is an amount of whiskey equal to the width of a finger.

  3. Enma (閻魔) is the Japanese name for Yama, the god of death in Hindu, Buddhist and Chinese mythology. It is also the name of a famous alcohol in Japan from Oita (大分) Prefecture. Putting 'Oi' from Oita and 'Enma' together gives 'Daienma' (大閻魔).

Translation
jes, aca, aera, kimi
Proofreading
jes, aca, aera, kimi, niri
QA
peko