Matching Outfits ☆ Same Planet

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HAMA House — Rat Room

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Yodaka

I’m back—

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Nagi

Look at this.

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Yodaka

Hm?

(Since we’re going to Fukushima for training, it’s the official website of their UFO Fest…)

… “Alien Costume Contest”...?

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Nagi

Yup. It looks like we’d be going right when the costume context is being held.

I thought it’d be a nice memory if everyone in the night team could go together.

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Yodaka

How nice. It seems interesting, and it could be a good reference for hospitality.

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Nagi

Yeah, I thought you’d say that, Yodaka-san.

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Yodaka

Have you told everyone else about this?

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Nagi

I only just found out about it, so I haven’t yet.

But for things like this, Toi and Netaro would give their OK without hesitation, and Ryui…

……

He’ll probably give in if I beg at the last minute.

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Yodaka

Fufu, my boy is so kind.

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Nagi

What would Buchi-san think of this?

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Yodaka

Danny... would probably prefer to just watch from the sidelines.

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Nagi

Okey. I’ll get Buchi-san to take some pictures of us in all our glory, then.

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Yodaka

So the gist of this is that we have to dress up as aliens, right?

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Nagi

Yup. For example, if it were you, Yodaka-san… you’d be a Snork Mimimi alien.

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Yodaka

A Snork Mimimi alien.

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Nagi

You got your UFO license suspended for dozing off while driving, and now you’re a bar owner on Earth. That’s the premise.

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Yodaka

Fufu. Falling asleep at the wheel is not good, but I’ve been turned into a rather lovely alien, haven’t I?

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Nagi

Toi would be from the Fluffy Wuffy planet and Ryui would be from the Prickly Pear planet. These two planets have formed a galactic alliance of eternal love…

They spend their days catfighting with Netaro, from the neighbouring Nomnom planet.

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Yodaka

I see, my boys are from binary star planets…

So the Boar Room is a setting for a space war, hm?

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Nagi

And I’m……

(It’d probably be incredible to be unlucky on a cosmic scale so… what if I were a malevolent alien known as the Destroyer…)

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Yodaka

What about a dandelion alien for you, Nagi?

You’d live on a peaceful planet, where dandelion fields perfect for afternoon naps stretch as far as the eye can see. You’d spent your days watching over the growing dandelions and doing laundry.

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Nagi

Ooh, I see…

(Is that the image Yodaka-san has of me?)

…It’s a planet way too lovely for me. But somehow, it feels very much like me, and I really like it.

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Yodaka

I’m glad.

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Nagi

…I wonder if dandelion aliens would have little hairs, or something like that. When the wind blows, they’d become all bald and shiny…

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Yodaka

…Haha!

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Nagi

As a peaceful dandelion alien, I’ll live a quiet life, scattering seeds into the wind.

My scalp might feel a little cold, though.

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Yodaka

Since the Snork Mimimi planet is just nearby, I’ll make sure to bring a blanket.

…By the way, if we’re going to participate in the costume contest, there are some things we’ll need to prepare.

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Nagi

Oh, right, the costumes.

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Yodaka

We’re leaving for Fukushima the day after tomorrow. I wonder if we’ll be able to make it in time…

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Nagi

No problemo. I’ll stay up all night and finish all five of them.

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Yodaka

I’ll keep you company.

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Nagi

Th-thank you, Yodaka-san.

I’m going to gather up clothes that are just taking space in my closet, and anything else that could be of use.

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