One Week with the Devil and the Florist

Track 6

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“Lovesh me, lovesh me not, lovesh me, lovesh me not…”

Sonia was plucking the petals off a flower. This flower was a daisy.

A sea of tears spreads at the feet of the Happy Prince.

“What do you desire?”

I was asked as such, and so I answered.

“I want to be the little boat that will carry you across the sea of sorrow and bring you home.”

“Lovesh me, lovesh me not, lovesh me, lovesh me not…”

“Loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not…”

Which way is home?

HAMA House, Rat Room — Thursday

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Ryui

WAKE THE FUCK UP, HACHINOYA!!

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Nagi

Y…yes. I’m up.

……gh, huh. The Happy Prince?

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Ryui

You have time to talk nonsense? Get your ass moving.

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Nagi

Um, well. I just woke up, and I haven’t changed or washed my face—aaaaaah……

Ryui drags Nagi away.

HAMA House Meeting Space

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Netaro

You’re late, Gii~! You sleepyhead~!

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Yodaka

You slept in much later than usual today, Nagi.

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Daniel

Oi, oi, he’s still in his pajamas. Did you drag him here like that?

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Ryui

This fucker was sleeping so soundly that he wouldn’t wake up even when I shook him.

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Toi

Nagi-kun…!

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Nagi

Everyone’s here… Why, when and what for?

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Netaro

Ehem. Ahem, ahem. Today is Thursday. Here’s the agenda for the Very Serious Emergency Night Team Leaders’ Meeting.

Agenda item one! Allegations of forced labour, mistreatment, and harassment against Toy!

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Nagi

F-forced…!?

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Netaro

Agenda item two! The impending bankruptcy of flower LAUNDRY~!

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Nagi

B-bankruptcy…! What… who could have caused such a thing…?

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Ryui

It’s you, dumbass!! Why did Toi have to get caught up in all this trouble!?

Even when I thought I could leave him in your care… Don’t take Toi’s goodwill for granted!

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Yodaka

…Nagi. I recall you mentioning that flower LAUNDRY has had an increase in customers because you were offering free fortune-telling, yes?

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Daniel

I hear that to get a readin’ from Toi, you gotta go through his membership-based store and pay an arm and a leg, yeah?

So if you can get your fortune told easily and for free, of course it’s gonna cause a ruckus.

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Nagi

……ah……

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Yodaka

Ryui noticed this and checked with Toi, which is how all of this came to light.

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Toi

It… It’s not like that, Anisama…! I was doing the readings voluntarily, Nagi-kun is not at fault…!

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Ryui

It’s alright, Toi. You did nothing wrong. All the blame lies with this bastard.

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Netaro

Regarding the next item on the agenda—the ”bankruptcy”—please refer to this PL1 table~.

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Daniel

PL, BS2, just hearin’ things like that makes me shiver. It’s just a corporate version of a regular household budget, but the name’s so grand n’ everything.

Eh? FloLaun’s revenue is—

Yikes…

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Yodaka

This is… quite serious……

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Netaro

Ahaha~! A net profit ratio of minus 120%!! A huge deficit, massive! It’s time to apply for bankruptcy~!

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Nagi

Bankruptcy……!

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Ryui

Oi, wait. What’s this entry? Why’s the cost greater than the revenue?

Oi, Yowa. Give me the ledger! And the daily reports!

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Netaro

How naggy~, Ryooey’s a bossypants. Knock yourself out.

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Ryui

…This is it, two weeks ago. The numbers are off by a lot only on this day.

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Nagi

Ah, that’s the Queen of the Night that I bought, so it’s fine. The old man at the market told me that if I didn’t buy it, he’d have to throw it away, so I couldn’t help myself…

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Ryui

Then what about this!? A month ago!

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Nagi

It was the same old man… His daughter was going to be in a big recital or something, so to help pay for that, he purchased a large amount of this plant called bugleweed—

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Ryui

ARE YOU AN IDIOT!!

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Daniel

He got well n’ truly scammed.

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Netaro

Using my genius brain, I’ve applied all sorts of formulas like Finabocci3 and Maclaurin to arrive at this conclusion~!

If things continue like this, you’ll have to close down after the customer appreciation event!! Goodbye, farewell~.

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Nagi and Toi

(((DUUUUN……!!!!)))

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Ryui

Haah… If the store closes down, I’ll be sacked from the night shift too.

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Nagi

Ah… wh… Minemori-san’s shop… The night shift, wh…!

I, I’ll cancel the fixed deposit I signed up for after being persuaded to by the salesperson, and the insurance policy I signed up for after being persuaded to by the salesperson—

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Toi

Why…? Nagi-kun only wanted to make people happy!

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Ryui

Toi…

If you cherish everything that’s right in front of you, you won’t be able to protect what’s truly special.

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Toi

…Truly special…

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Daniel

The things we have—our time, our lives—it’s all limited. We have to carefully consider who we spend our time with, what we use, and how much of it.

If you give money to every stranger you see, you’ll become bankrupt and have nothing left in the end.

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Yodaka

Unfortunately, everything is finite… Because we humans are neither gods nor immortal.

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Toi

That’s…!

What should we do… What can we do…

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Yodaka

It’s alright, my boy. All of us on the night team will help with the customer appreciation event and bring the deficit up to a full recovery.

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Nagi

But… that would cause trouble for everyone…

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Netaro

Indeed! Such trouble!

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Ryui

Things have gotten to the point where you can’t handle it alone anymore. Just shut up and cooperate.

Toi is already committed, so I’ll help out as well.

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Toi

A-anisama…! You’re so reliable, kyuuun…!

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Netaro

I guess I'll go out of my way to help poor Gii whose future looks bleak~. You owe me a big favour.

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Nagi

Jiiiiin4. Thank you so much, everyone…

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Daniel

Alright! Let’s plan quickly, then go drinking at Yumejuuya!

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Everyone

Okay!


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Yodaka

By the way, Nagi. You were sleeping on the floor last night, are you feeling alright?

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Nagi

(Ah… that’s right. I think I was talking to Shunin when I suddenly got sleepy and almost headbutted him, and then we both went our separate ways.)

I was really tired yesterday, probably because I had to roll my bike back home. As soon as I got back to the room, I was completely exhausted.

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Yodaka

I see. Your habit of dedicating yourself to others is one of your strengths, but I’m worried that you might be pushing yourself too hard because of it.

I may be such a man, but I can carry you to bed. You can always rely on me.

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Nagi

Jiiiiin…

(It’s an unexpected crisis of bankruptcy, but everyone is so reliable…)

(I have to protect Minemori-san’s shop no matter what.)

HAMA House — Boar Room

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Astaroth

Ahh…

(I want it… I can’t forget that flower.)

(How can I get that desireless, honest, unassuming fool to make flowers with ‘that’ regularly…?)

…I have no choice but to do him a favour…

That fool enjoys being exploited, so if I give to him, he’ll surely cut into his own flesh to repay the debt. I must guide him, even if it means using Toi.

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Astaroth

Something that someone who has let their cherophobia5 fester… would rejoice in the most…

  1. PL refers to 'profit-loss record/income statement'. It shows the company's expenses and revenue.

  2. BS refers to 'balance sheet', which provides information on a company's financial position at a specific point in time.

  3. Netaro misspoke 'Fibonacci' as 'Finabocci'.

  4. じーん, transliterated here as 'jiiiiin', is onomatopeia for being overwhelmed with gratitude or emotion, and is often used by Nagi.

  5. Cherophobia is a phobia where a person has an irrational aversion to being happy.

Translation
jes, aca, aera, kimi
Proofreading
jes, aca, aera, kimi, niri
QA
peko